adamyoungofficial:

Me in junior high: We have calculators for a reason…

Math teacher: Do you really think someday you’ll carry around a calculator everywhere?

Me:

Math teacher: Exactly.

*10 years later everyone has phones with calculators*

Me: I win.

danimansutti:

really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”

(Source: whatsyournewurl)

ju5t4n3rd:

thepioden:

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire

very very slowly.

gdi now i dont want to breathe

amoying:

amoying:

what do you call a passive aggressive instrument?

a piaNO

amoying:

amoying:

what do you call a passive aggressive instrument?

a piaNO

everets:

i hate people who are idiots about colors. have u ever had someone tell u ur shirt or pants are not a color u say they are? fuck you i know what color my fucking pants are